Check out my band D’STORT’s single from our upcoming album “Ultra Violet”. We’re aiming to be the first successful Visual Kei, jrock inspired band in the U.S.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8pTJmrzyQVc&feature=youtube_gdata_player

My band D’stort. We’re trying to be the first successful American visual kei band. Please support us on Facebook and YouTube!

My band D’stort. We’re trying to be the first successful American visual kei band. Please support us on Facebook and YouTube!

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:


battbaby:


With out sound his lips read ‘You piece..of poo poo’





I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

remyreaper:

waltdisnerd:

battbaby:

With out sound his lips read
‘You piece..of poo poo’

image

I FORGOT HOW TO BREATHE

(Reblogged from owlberta-deactivated20140130)

scolipede:

as-a-melody:

I think this Hoenn confirmed thing is beautiful

Life is magical

(Reblogged from captaincrobat)
hentaiviewer666:

hentaiviewer666:

you have been blessed by the christmas chan
like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

I posted this 5 hours ago fuck you guys

hentaiviewer666:

hentaiviewer666:

you have been blessed by the christmas chan

like and reblog and you will prosper from the blessings of the great jackie

I posted this 5 hours ago fuck you guys

(Source: frankiemarx420)

(Reblogged from vexedandtakenaway)

camuizuuki:

brandonsvictim:

viekastv:

The Real Life Of Barbie And Ken

Son, I work in psychiatry and this is still the most damn disturbing thing that I’ve ever seen.

omg

(Reblogged from solidasarockstar)

ollivander:

worthyourweightinfanfiction:

myindustrialvagina:

NOPE

When my sister was little, she had an imaginary friend called Jackie. One Sunday, my great aunt was over and my sister came in, announced to the room that Jackie fell down the stair and died, and left. My great auntie calmly looked up and said “how did she know about that?” Apparently, my great auntie had a little brother called Jack (her mother, who died a little before my sister was born, called him Jackie) and when he was 7, he fell down the stairs, banged his head and died.

my mom told me that when I was in grade 1 my grandpa [her dad] used to visit me in my dreams and that I used to tell her about him when I saw him. I’d say things like “grandpa tickles me” but I was also able to describe his favourite hat and his old dog. One day in the car I said “grandpa’s happy because he doesn’t cough anymore.” my grandfather died of lung cancer when I was a month old. she had never told me what he died of

(Source: boxedwinepussy)

(Reblogged from coldhandsandcinnamontea)
littlecofiegirl:

neurowolf:

semenjolras:

kirk-is-holding-a-crystal-penis:

freckles04:

maricsblade:

I saw a dog almost like this last weekend and her owner said she was a poodle who’d never been trimmed.

This looks like a sentient mop head with a tongue.
Just one day, the mop head decided fuck all y’all, I’m not cleaning any more floors, and off it bounced to the beach.

it’s baby cousin it

[KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]
BACK THE FUCK UP
DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING AT HERE
THIS IS A GODDAMN KOMONDOR
KOMONDOROK (THAT’S PLURAL KOMONDORS I DON’T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW MAN) ARE LIVESTOCK GUARDIANS.  MOTHERFUCKERS KEEP SHEEP SAFE AND SHIT WHILE ALSO BLENDING IN WITH SHEEP WHICH SEEMS GODDAMN ADORABLE UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT THIS WAS USEFUL SO THEY COULD ATTACK WOLVES AND SHIT AND CATCH THEM BY SURPRISE AND ALSO BECAUSE IT MADE THEM HARD TO BITE WHEN THEY WERE FIGHTING MOTHERFUCKING WOLVES
THIS MEANS AS PETS THEY’RE ALSO SUPER PROTECTIVE AND THEY’LL LOOK OUT FOR YOUR SHIT IF SOMEONE BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE. YOUR KOMONDOR WILL KNOCK THAT ASSHOLE DOWN AND KEEP HIM DOWN UNTIL HELP COMES.  THEY’RE GREAT AND CALM WITH KIDS AND THEIR OWNERS AND FAMILIES BUT LOSE THEIR FUCKING SHIT IF THEY THINK THEY NEED TO PROTECT YOU.  KOMONDOR BREEDERS APPARENTLY SAY THAT AN INTRUDER MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET ONTO YOUR PROPERTY BUT HE SURE AS HELL WON’T BE ABLE TO LEAVE
IN WORLD WAR II THE GERMANS LITERALLY HAD TO BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH THEIR GUNS WHEN THEY INVADED HUNGARY BECAUSE THE KOMONDOROK WOULDN’T STOP PROTECTING THEIR FAMILIES AND HOMES UNTIL THEY WERE DEAD
SO BASICALLY KOMONDOROK ARE BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULDN’T BE UNDERESTIMATED EVEN IF THEY LOOK LIKE MOPS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE MOST HARDCORE FUCKING MOPS YOU’VE EVER MET
ALSO
LOOK AT THAT CUTE LIL FUCKER BOUNCE WHAT A WOOLLY LIL CUTIE CUTE

I like these mops

Also they don’t bark while working. They wait until you get close than rip your limbs off. They do bark when happy and playing.

littlecofiegirl:

neurowolf:

semenjolras:

kirk-is-holding-a-crystal-penis:

freckles04:

maricsblade:

I saw a dog almost like this last weekend and her owner said she was a poodle who’d never been trimmed.

This looks like a sentient mop head with a tongue.

Just one day, the mop head decided fuck all y’all, I’m not cleaning any more floors, and off it bounced to the beach.

it’s baby cousin it

[KICKS DOWN YOUR DOOR]

BACK THE FUCK UP

DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU’RE LOOKING AT HERE

THIS IS A GODDAMN KOMONDOR

KOMONDOROK (THAT’S PLURAL KOMONDORS I DON’T EVEN FUCKIN KNOW MAN) ARE LIVESTOCK GUARDIANS.  MOTHERFUCKERS KEEP SHEEP SAFE AND SHIT WHILE ALSO BLENDING IN WITH SHEEP WHICH SEEMS GODDAMN ADORABLE UNTIL YOU REALIZE THAT THIS WAS USEFUL SO THEY COULD ATTACK WOLVES AND SHIT AND CATCH THEM BY SURPRISE AND ALSO BECAUSE IT MADE THEM HARD TO BITE WHEN THEY WERE FIGHTING MOTHERFUCKING WOLVES

THIS MEANS AS PETS THEY’RE ALSO SUPER PROTECTIVE AND THEY’LL LOOK OUT FOR YOUR SHIT IF SOMEONE BREAKS INTO YOUR HOUSE. YOUR KOMONDOR WILL KNOCK THAT ASSHOLE DOWN AND KEEP HIM DOWN UNTIL HELP COMES.  THEY’RE GREAT AND CALM WITH KIDS AND THEIR OWNERS AND FAMILIES BUT LOSE THEIR FUCKING SHIT IF THEY THINK THEY NEED TO PROTECT YOU.  KOMONDOR BREEDERS APPARENTLY SAY THAT AN INTRUDER MIGHT BE ABLE TO GET ONTO YOUR PROPERTY BUT HE SURE AS HELL WON’T BE ABLE TO LEAVE

IN WORLD WAR II THE GERMANS LITERALLY HAD TO BEAT THEM TO DEATH WITH THEIR GUNS WHEN THEY INVADED HUNGARY BECAUSE THE KOMONDOROK WOULDN’T STOP PROTECTING THEIR FAMILIES AND HOMES UNTIL THEY WERE DEAD

SO BASICALLY KOMONDOROK ARE BADASS MOTHERFUCKERS WHO SHOULDN’T BE UNDERESTIMATED EVEN IF THEY LOOK LIKE MOPS BECAUSE THEY’RE THE MOST HARDCORE FUCKING MOPS YOU’VE EVER MET

ALSO

LOOK AT THAT CUTE LIL FUCKER BOUNCE WHAT A WOOLLY LIL CUTIE CUTE

I like these mops

Also they don’t bark while working. They wait until you get close than rip your limbs off. They do bark when happy and playing.

(Source: photosynthesis206)

(Reblogged from coldhandsandcinnamontea)

CHECK OUT MY BANDS LATEST SINGLE “RED LIGHTS” IF YOU HAVEN’T. PLEASE IF YOU LIKE IS SHARE IT. WE WANT TO SHARE OUR VISION WITH THE WORLD

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

browningtons:

MALCOM WE HAVE TO COOK

(Reblogged from sockmonkeyrenegade)
(Reblogged from sexysexnsuch)

yumyumshow:

Limited(SRCL-8355)/Regular(SRCL-8358)

It has a malformed animal. In a box. Malformed box.

(Reblogged from yumyumshow)

sucricedicius:

Ruki learned with Kai how to forget his stuff. (◡‿◡✿)

(Reblogged from cieruru)

baka-mello:

Stacked Rubbish : Part II

(Reblogged from raytuh)